best of craigslist : I was the girl your wife was going down on when you came home - w4m

"So, ok, things have cooled down a bit. Me and you are back to our
normal retardedly witty banter, and since then me and your wife haven't
done anything.... ok well.... we have had a few make-out sessions, and I
may or may not have had my hand down her pants the other night.... but
there has been no sex. (not for my lack of teasing-slash-trying... but I
mean... you have seen your wife, and you know how awesome she is~can you
really blame me?) "

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