Min "nye" racer er her ét eller andet sted ....
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onsdag den 31. marts 2010
I'm not the messiah, says food activist – but his many worshippers do not believe him |
"It was just really weird," he said. "Clearly a case of mistaken identity and clearly a case of people on the internet getting things wrong."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/mar/19/raj-patel-colbert-report-benjamin-creme
tirsdag den 30. marts 2010
mandag den 29. marts 2010
Battlefield Earth screenwriter apologises
"The only time I saw the movie was at the premiere, which was one too
many times."
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/03/28/battlefield-earth-sc.html?utm_source=feedburner
søndag den 28. marts 2010
You Fight Like A Cow - Television Tropes
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."
—The Secret of Monkey Island
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFightLikeACow
lørdag den 27. marts 2010
The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters - my first book
Og her er coveret så fra mesterens egen side:
http://www.ulillillia.us/stories/10elementalmasters/home.shtml
Ulillillia er nu også forfatter!
Titlen er: The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters. Det er -
karakteristisk nok - version 5.
http://playthisthing.com/ulillillias-book-10-masters-elemental
mandag den 22. marts 2010
onsdag den 17. marts 2010
tirsdag den 16. marts 2010
mandag den 15. marts 2010
søndag den 14. marts 2010
Wanted-- babysitter for druggies
My boyfriend and I like to experiment with various recreational chemicals, but sometimes when we're coming down (like now) we don't want to go out, but we really really really want some sort of obscure, horrible fast food item. We used to have a friend that would bring us stuff and not expect much in return, but he moved away. We would like a replacement for him. We don't want to DO drugs with you, but we are perfectly willing to hook you up or bake you cookies (when we're sober) or listen to you whine about how no girls like you (as our old Tender of the Druggies did). We don't want you to stay overly long, either. Bring us stuff, chill for maybe fifteen minutes (longer if we aren't obviously exchanging looks or hinting about how tired we are or how NO WE DO NOT WANT A CUDDLE THREESOME), be on your way. We are chill people and really would like to be your friend, but this works better if you are some sort of unlikable loser, eager to please and be accepted, have lots of spare time and few friends, and are socially retarded in some other manner-- thus you are fine with an abusive, exploitative relationship of you fetching us NOMS.
Anyway, hunger is becoming a serious problem after all this 2c-i so we are off to fix that. Please let us know if you would like to assist us with this endeavor in the future. We are conveniently located in downtown Ann Arbor.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aaa/1495706618.html
obnoxious drunk irish guy at the workless party on NYE - w4m
We were hitting it off at first and even shared a New Years kiss. You were pretty hot and had a sexy accent. I would have gone home with you (hey, it's new years!) had you not turned out to be such an obnoxious creep. I don't know how it works in Ireland, but here are a few tips for us in Canada.
1. The way to a girls heart is not to ask her if she is a lesbian simply because she doesn't enjoy your stumbly smelly drunk friend trying to grind with her when she is completely sober and there is no one else dancing.
2. The way to a girls heart is not to point out your hard-on to her every five seconds. Yes, I know it's there and yes it's mildly flattering. But we don't need to keep talking about it. Maybe you could have offered to buy me a drink or tell me I was pretty.
3. The way to a get a girl to come home with you is not to angrily storm into coat check, pushing over the rack of coats, cutting in front of a huge line of people and loudly demanding "THIS CHICKS COAT RIGHT NOW PLEASE BECAUSE WE HAVE SOMETHING TO TAKE CARE OF KNOW WHAT I MEAN OI?"
4. And...when I was taking care of my friend who was puking....it was so nice to have you there beside us in the alley, staring at us and asking me if "she was done yet" when I clearly already told you that you had blown your chances and that I was going to stay with my friend. Thanks for coming back multiple times and staring at us from around the corner when you thought we weren't looking. That's class right there.
5. Coming up to me later and yelling "IM GONNA FUCK YOUR FACE" was also much appreciated, the cherry on top of an otherwise excellent night!!!!11
The sad thing is the jerk who this is meant for probably won't see this ad and will continue sexually harrassing women during his stay in our country, but maybe someone else could use the pointers.
Regardless, I had a pretty good time on NYE. It was nice to go out and spend it in the company of my best friend even though she was sick. You know who you are, love you!
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/1533217064.html
Kiltmen.com - Nej til buksetyranniet!
We are an international band of men who enjoy the freedom, comfort,
pleasure, and masculine appearance of kilts or other male unbifurcated
(skirt-like) garments, and who reject the absurd notion that males must
always be confined to trousers. We are men in kilts, Utilikilts, and
other kilt-like clothing. Our purpose is to liberate men from the
"tyranny of trousers" that has been imposed upon us by Western society.
We encourage and promote the wearing, acceptance, and availability of
kilts and other unbifurcated garments for men.
fredag den 12. marts 2010
Tænk dig om!
En lille frækkert fra mit alt for korte forfatterskab :-)
http://www.oplysningskontoret.dk/tekst/232-hans-jorgen-hansen-taenk-dig-om
onsdag den 10. marts 2010
d20 Monster Filter
Der mangler bare piger i den her ligning, så er den hjemme :-)
http://www.penpaperpixel.org/tools/d20monsterfilter/index.php
d20 Encounter Calculator
Ha!
Hvis man bruger den her har man ikke brug for en date-calculator :-)
http://www.penpaperpixel.org/tools/d20encountercalculator.htm
TSR Archive
Bare for at underbygge min påstand om, at der er nogle, som har mindre
liv end jeg.
Og det kan de så bruge på, at kigge i gamle spilsager fra TSR.
d20 Dice Bag
Det er fint nok med teknik, men nogle koncepter bør ikke komme længere
end tegnebrædtet.
Den her f.eks. ødelægger helt glæden ved de lange vinteraftener, hvor
man sidder og slår 1'ere ud af et nyt sæt terninger.
The Hypertext d20 SRD (v3.5 d20 System Reference Document)
Nørd Nirvana!
Endnu et bevis på at der findes mennesker, der har mindre liv end jeg.
Ret mange. Ser det ud til.
Har du glemt dine attack-modifiers? Hvad det nu den der spell hedder,
som den der klasse kan kaste mod de der monstre? Lyst til at brydes med
brydereglerne i Dunder og Drager?
Kig ikke længere end http://www.d20srd.org/
søndag den 7. marts 2010
onsdag den 3. marts 2010
mandag den 1. marts 2010
Playing D&D with pornstars
I'm Zak, I live in Hollywood. Most of the people I know in LA I know from work--so they're porn stars and strippers. So that's who I play D&D with.
http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/
The 8 Most Lackluster Star Wars Videogames in the Galaxy
8 Star Wars spil, der bør undgås. Jeg tror kun vi har det til WII'en.
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/the_8_most_lackluster_star_wars_videogames.php
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