Star Wars: Memoirs of a Monster

When I awoke this morning in my newly repaired hyperbaric chamber (rent
asunder as it was during yesterday's tantrum) I sensed a disturbance in
the Force, followed immediately by a pain in all the diodes down my left
side. I winced. Sensing activity, the chamber's automated intelligences
swung into action, uncoupling my life support systems from the charger
and reconnecting my respirator and masque.

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