Dear University Alumni Office

best of craigslist: Dear University Alumni Office: "Really, that's about all you did for us -- gave us a lecture hall, gave us an arrogant bastard to listen to, and gave us a room full of computers we could use sometimes, and you gave us a degree that employers look at and say 'This guy knows how to write reports. Amusing.' And I will be paying for this privilege until I am 51 years old."