"It took me 3 years to read this because I kept giving up in disgust.
Unfortunately, I'm compelled for unknown reasons to finish every book I
start so I kept going back for more torture.
Seriously - the ghosts of gangsters, hippies, and a satanic cult try to
take of the universe."
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/11/worst_sci-fi_novel_and_the_winner_is.php
